The DFC Olympics
The next exciting stage of the DFC Olympics!
Welcome back to the best sports show on earth! The DFC Olympics!
I'm your host, Bunty Whumpding, and we're coming to you live from the Mega-lo-Sport-o-Dome-o!!
The various events are in full swing! And although the Poke-The-Ogre event last time got a little out of hand, causing major havok with both the car-wrestling and the 1,000,000 mile marathon, we're confident that no similar rampaging silliness will affect any of the events today. Unless, of course, the killer whale gets loose...
And of course, we'll be bringing you up to speed on audience favorite Benito Burrito, as he navigates a treacherous mountain and the dreaded Zombie Canyon! Benito has even more drive to win than most contenders, as the current favorite Botch McCrotch has kidnapped his trainer/father-head and is running to victory with the bossy old head in his smelly armpit!